nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

i would have no use for this

there’s not a reason in the world i could ever come up with to use this product

but i want it

(Source: teknolojimanya, via theboxerbriefs)

dulect:

gf: babe come over

me: i can’t my house is on fire

gf: i’m horny and wanna suck your dic..

me:image

(via officialwhitegirls)

Wear shirt two times: Dirty
Wear hoodie every day for three months: Still clean.

-imaginarythoughts-:

hiiifly:

Somebody @ both of them together and get this HBO boxing event popping

When keeping it real goes wrong

(via barebackinq)

bigbardafree:

switching on your computer before you make yourself food so by the time you come back your computer is turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover

(via sniffing)

zacefronsbf:

*trying to finger/fist yourself in public like*

(via momcrotch)

ammit420:

whenever i buy new clothes i take them home and im just like yo what the fuck did i wear before i had this

(via spork)

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is

image

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via symphonyofaloser)