haveitjoeway:

in the mood to get nude

(via partynoxious)

thestorygirl:

nightmaresandsexyghouls:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS IN A FEW HOURS

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OCTOBER IS HERE

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(via lohanthony)

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

(via officialwhitegirls)

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

pizzaight:

this has gone too far

(via sniffing)

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

battlestar70:

this couldn’t be truer

(Source: iziksquirel, via perks-of-being-chinese)

me: *takes snapchat with me looking cute*
me: *sends snapchat to everyone in my contacts*
me: *also sets snapchat as my story just to make sure everyone sees how cute i look*
squided:

icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…


This is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever witnessed

squided:

icy-brunette:

unsounded:

Engineers…

This is the most brilliant thing I’ve ever witnessed

(Source: unsounded)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

(via squided)

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

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you know too much.

(Source: puets, via onlylolgifs)

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

(Source: yvov, via partyinjulespants)